New

I have bought a new winter coat

its brilliant bright red and it harks back to my childhood memories of looking like a toy soldier

The thing is, its made out of 100% wool so its got a scratchy fabric which is not good but anyway I am going to wash it to shrink it a bit as its a bit too big

I remember when my dad would dig out his festive jumpers, really disgusting warm wooly sheep insulators and would put them in the washing machine

obviously it shrunk. And how we laughed and then the seriousness took over and hit us that fuck off

Shit

We're going to have to wear them now

Karma eh

anyway thats my memories of wool

chuss