nom

gruel

eurhhh

i'm having a cake coma


more so a food coma

i keep eating and can't stop

i reckon i have had 5 meals today on top of what i normally eat in a day


food overloadage

my poor thighs taking the wrath

i don't get it

why does my fat not spread evenly across my body like a canvas

instead mounting itself on my thighs

and spots where it's tough to shift that takes some hardcore ninja moves to make it disappear

i'm starting to like the idea of liposuction



all of a sudden it all makes sense