Sunday, 11 July 2010




i'm having a cake coma

more so a food coma

i keep eating and can't stop

i reckon i have had 5 meals today on top of what i normally eat in a day

food overloadage

my poor thighs taking the wrath

i don't get it

why does my fat not spread evenly across my body like a canvas

instead mounting itself on my thighs

and spots where it's tough to shift that takes some hardcore ninja moves to make it disappear

i'm starting to like the idea of liposuction

all of a sudden it all makes sense

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