Thursday, 4 February 2010

fat thinking

reasons why I am fat

or getting fatter

I open a bag of crisps to find they taste a bit stale

only to discover the bottom of the bag has been punctured

i was a bit disappointed to say the least

thinking what a waste!

but i continue to eat half the bag to confirm it taste shit

ehm yeh..

I open a second bag of crisps to full fill the objective

darn it

welcome to fat club

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